What is the definition of All States Insurance Company?

An 'all states insurance company' is like a superhero for your car, but instead of saving the world, it's just trying to make sure your insurance policy doesn't get canceled. It's the ultimate insurgency fighter, but with a lot more paperwork and fewer peacekeepers.

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Here's a edgy sentence using that term: "Last week, the all states insurance company decided to take out a policy on my car because it's got a rearview mirror that's more likely to break than my credit score."